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One More Chapter. She woke up Tired...But also Smarter. By Paige Turner.  This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover parody. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or bedside table, or as a fillable container. It is water tight and can be used as a vase. Great little gift for a bibliophile who appreciates a little snarky humor with her literature. Handmade in my New Jersey studio from stoneware clay, kiln fired. This piece measures 5 inches tall, 4 x 2. Cover is decoupaged on and sealed with a non yellowing varnish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIPPING-$6. 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