OOPS SALE I F*ing Hate Cooking Plate, mature language, slight flaw

OOPS SALE- slight flaw (described below) I Fucking Hate Cooking plate. Lots of people feel this way, but the ones who don't should invite us over for dinner. Handmade stoneware platter that can be used and enjoyed for any occasion. Great way to showcase your cheese plate or charcuterie. Kiln fired, lead free glazes, safe to place in the dishwasher and microwave. Measures 10 inches. SLIGHT FLAW: Image is not placed in direct center of plate but is slightly to the left. Makes it an imperfect for us and offers you great savings! 

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