Girls Who Don't Read are Skanks Book pencil holder, vase, gift for reader

53 reviews
$ 19.00
SKU: 2027

Funny gift for reader. Girls Who Don't Read are Skanks. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover that reads Girls Who Don't Read Are Skanks. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or bedside table, or as a fillable container. It is water tight and can be used as a vase. Great little gift for a bibliophile who appreciates a little snarky humor with her literature. Handmade in my New Jersey studio from stoneware clay, kiln fired. This piece measures 5 inches tall, 4 x 2. Cover is decoupaged on and sealed with a non yellowing varnish.

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Customer Reviews
5.0 Based on 57 Reviews
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JD
03/17/2025
Jennifer D.
United States

Skanks Are Small

This item was to replace a previous version I owned that cracked. This one is much better quality, but also much smaller than I anticipated. I thought I was getting a book-sized version but instead got a pocket notepad size. Cé la vie. I love it small or not.

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02/19/2025
Anonymous
United States

She Loved It

Fast processing and delivery. Quality was great as I was expecting. Recipient absolutely loved it. For sure I’d come back to this site/company and buy again.

A
02/12/2025
Anonymous
United States

Great gift

Great quality and hilarious product. Recipient loved it!

E
01/30/2025
Elizabeth
United States

Too cool

I love this so much I bought one for a friend. She loves hers so much she tried to take mine. These are a fun treat for yourself or your selfish friends.

TH
01/29/2025
Theo H.
United Kingdom

Excellent production quality and absolutely hilarious

I bought this as a gift for my wife who found it online and showed it to me (but they were out of stock at the time). We both LOLed at its comic genius :) She is doing an English Lit degree so it’s a perfect gift for her. Very well made and a fantastic concept. Very securely packaged and quick shipping to the UK. Would definitely buy more from Lenny Mud!

Customer Reviews
5.0 Based on 57 Reviews
5 ★
98% 
56
4 ★
2% 
1
3 ★
0% 
0
2 ★
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1 ★
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JD
03/17/2025
Jennifer D.
United States

Skanks Are Small

This item was to replace a previous version I owned that cracked. This one is much better quality, but also much smaller than I anticipated. I thought I was getting a book-sized version but instead got a pocket notepad size. Cé la vie. I love it small or not.

A
02/19/2025
Anonymous
United States

She Loved It

Fast processing and delivery. Quality was great as I was expecting. Recipient absolutely loved it. For sure I’d come back to this site/company and buy again.

A
02/12/2025
Anonymous
United States

Great gift

Great quality and hilarious product. Recipient loved it!

E
01/30/2025
Elizabeth
United States

Too cool

I love this so much I bought one for a friend. She loves hers so much she tried to take mine. These are a fun treat for yourself or your selfish friends.

TH
01/29/2025
Theo H.
United Kingdom

Excellent production quality and absolutely hilarious

I bought this as a gift for my wife who found it online and showed it to me (but they were out of stock at the time). We both LOLed at its comic genius :) She is doing an English Lit degree so it’s a perfect gift for her. Very well made and a fantastic concept. Very securely packaged and quick shipping to the UK. Would definitely buy more from Lenny Mud!