Girls Who Don't Read are Skanks Book pencil holder, vase, gift for reader
53 reviewsFunny gift for reader. Girls Who Don't Read are Skanks. This handmade ceramic container is shaped like a book with a vintage pulp novel cover that reads Girls Who Don't Read Are Skanks. Use it to hold pens and pencils on a desktop or bedside table, or as a fillable container. It is water tight and can be used as a vase. Great little gift for a bibliophile who appreciates a little snarky humor with her literature. Handmade in my New Jersey studio from stoneware clay, kiln fired. This piece measures 5 inches tall, 4 x 2. Cover is decoupaged on and sealed with a non yellowing varnish.
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Excellent production quality and absolutely hilarious
I bought this as a gift for my wife who found it online and showed it to me (but they were out of stock at the time). We both LOLed at its comic genius :) She is doing an English Lit degree so it’s a perfect gift for her. Very well made and a fantastic concept. Very securely packaged and quick shipping to the UK. Would definitely buy more from Lenny Mud!

Funny pencil holder
Great experience. Received my order in a really quick amount of time. My wife loves it and we will be ordering more for friends.

Another winner!
This is the 4th one of this exact item that I have purchased from you. My friends and family see mine on display (holding pens and markers) in my home, and they go crazy over it! I am a librarian, and there are many readers in my circle. This one was for my niece for Christmas, and she loves it ♡

It’s perfect
I love the vase! It’s really good quality, extremely cute and a perfect little decoration for a book lover. Would love for them to eventually have one with a drainage hole at the bottom, but it’s certainly not a deal breaker and still 5 stars :)

Fabulous Product
I purchased these for my book club and they are perfect. Well made, just the right amount of snark, and arrived quickly. Will be ordering more items from this seller in the future. Very very happy.
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Excellent production quality and absolutely hilarious
I bought this as a gift for my wife who found it online and showed it to me (but they were out of stock at the time). We both LOLed at its comic genius :) She is doing an English Lit degree so it’s a perfect gift for her. Very well made and a fantastic concept. Very securely packaged and quick shipping to the UK. Would definitely buy more from Lenny Mud!

Funny pencil holder
Great experience. Received my order in a really quick amount of time. My wife loves it and we will be ordering more for friends.

Another winner!
This is the 4th one of this exact item that I have purchased from you. My friends and family see mine on display (holding pens and markers) in my home, and they go crazy over it! I am a librarian, and there are many readers in my circle. This one was for my niece for Christmas, and she loves it ♡

It’s perfect
I love the vase! It’s really good quality, extremely cute and a perfect little decoration for a book lover. Would love for them to eventually have one with a drainage hole at the bottom, but it’s certainly not a deal breaker and still 5 stars :)

Fabulous Product
I purchased these for my book club and they are perfect. Well made, just the right amount of snark, and arrived quickly. Will be ordering more items from this seller in the future. Very very happy.